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Cheesy script format, go! A Ge.Ne.Sis TaleBy BlankScene 1Tosl: Yea, where you guys goin' t'day?Gely: Well, let's see. I'm partial to that dinosaur place we went last Monday. What about you ladies? Nera: The only place I wanna go is back to bed. Sisi: Well, I think we should -- Ooh, look, that one's new, isn't it? Let's go there! Nera: Sisi--Sisi: C'mon, c'mon! Why not? Gely: Well, it does sound like fun, and we haven't gone anywhere new in a while. Why don't we try it, Nera? Nera: But--Sisi: Awww! Pleeease, Nera? Nera: Auugh! Fine! But it's your guys' fault if we get eaten. Gely: Sounds good to me. We'll go there , Tosl. Tosl: Yea, ok. Get ready!Whimsical noises and music as they hurtle through the portal. They land on barren rock in the middle of a thick fog.Gely: Ow! [Expletive]! Where are -- Hooly crap this isn't my voice! And this isn't my body! Nera: Nera, why do I look like you? Gely: Gelyan! Gelyan, what's going on??!Sisi: Hmm, well, it appears that... our minds have somehow switched bodies during the flight. Gely: WHAT??!! Nera: Yaay!! I get to be you, Nera! Gely: Sisi, how many times to I have to tell you?! No hugs! Gely: What's so funny, Gelyan?!Sisi: Well, from where I'm standing, Nera, it looks like you're bear hugging me. Gely: Why you -- Sisi, get off! Gelyan!! What the [expletive] is going on?! Explain yourself! Sisi: Wh- How should I know?! Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on! I didn't do anything! Gely: Don't lie to me, man. Sisi: I-I'm serious! Gely: That's what you said when I first met you! I know all your tricks already! Sisi: No, wait, stop! I -- You don't even know how to work that thing. Gely: Yeah, well... Then I'll bash your head open with it! Sisi: Alright, alright! That's enough. Look, even if I did know what was going on, I wouldn't have done this. I mean, no offence Sisi , but I'd rather just be myself. Or you. Gely: Why you little--Nera: Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we just go back through the portal? Sisi: Yes... why don't we? Gely: Yes! Finally! Let's go. Gely: And I thought you were the know-it-all. All that work just to get a confession that you didn't know anything. Sisi: Hey, I don't like to sacrifice my reputation. One by one, they step back into the portal. Colors blur, the world swirls around them. They land back in Infinity Space.Nera: Ow... Did it work? Sisi: Apparently not. Gely: [Expletive]! Tosl: Yea, guys, um, you okay? Nera: Oh, hey, Tosl. Well, you see, um... Sisi: Us three, we sort of, somehow, switched bodies while we were going through the portal. Has that ever happened before? Tosl: Yea, Tosl seen it happen before, once or twice. Sisi: Once or twice? Tosl: Yea. Gely: So... we should be able to get back to our own bodies, right? Tosl: Yea, no. Gely: ...Excuse me? Tosl: Yea, it's very rare. Happens, like, once every thousand trips, yea. Gely: What?!Nera: Whoa! That's really weird! Sisi: So, then, what are we supposed to do now? Tosl: I dunno. Gely: What do you mean? Sisi: Tosl... what happened to the last people whose bodies got switched? Tosl: Well, there were four of them, yea. Sisi: Yeah...? Tosl: Yea, and... I dunno. They managed just fine. Kinda just adapted, yea. Nera: Adapted? Tosl: Yea. Nera: Yeah? Tosl: Yea. Nera: ...yeah?Tosl: Yea.Sisi: Yeah...Gely: Alright, stop it. Well, now what? Sisi: We might as well go back to that rocky place. It's not like we have anything better to do. Gely: Okay, let's go. Come on, Sisi. Nera: Yeah! Sisi: Okay, so umm, since we're occupying other bodies, what should we call each other? Gely: Why don't we just do what we were doing before? You know, using the names of the minds. Sisi: Yeah, okay, I think that would minimize the confusion, as long as we can remember who's in who. Nera: Okay, um... er... Gely. But of course the writer will still probably use the names of our bodies, because she likes to confuse people. Sisi and Gely: ...what?Nera: *burp*Sisi: Sisi, you're hilarious! Gely: O-kay.... Hey, you know, I never really paid attention to our surroundings, but now that I have... Where the heck are we?Narrarator: The three look around. They are in a large rocky valley, surrounded by some sort of strange green mist. Sisi: It looks like we're in a large rocky valley, and we're surrounded by some sort of strange green mist. Gely: Yeah, thanks for the info, Mr. Obvious. But wait -- where was that voice coming from? Nera: I bet it was coming from the mist! Sisi: Well, whatever it was, it's gone now. Come on, let's go explore or something. Narrarator: The threesome decides to explore their new surroundings. Little do they know, this journey is much more than they expect it to be... Nera: There it is again! I told you guys it was the mist! Gely: Whoever's saying that, I'm gonna punch your lights out if you don't shut up. Sisi: It seems to just be saying what we're doing. Oddly enough... Gely: Good, then we can just ignore it. Hurry up, Sisi. Gely: You know, Gely, you should really start working out. Sisi: Shut up. End of Scene 1------------------------------------------------That's all I'm writing for now. Will add another post with Scene 2, la
