stardustdeath
Nera needed to go to the bathroom pretty badly, but she didn't know why Gel was taking so long. She figured she would be patient but after a while she just couldn't hold it."Okay you son-of-a-bean, I'm coming in there," she warned and kicked down the door.That moment would soon be considered the biggest mistake of her life as she saw what Gelyan was doing."Oh....errrrr...yeah.....this-""Never happened," stammered Gelyan. And shoved Nera out of the port-a-potty and reattached the door by its hinges.Nera never recalled barfing as much as she did at that moment. It hurts to be scarred.___________________________________________________________________________Later that day Gelyan went to a psychiatrist."It just makes me sad that I don't have it anymore," he sighed, "and to make it worse today one of the girls in my harem !" He shuddered."It's okay," the psychiatrist said. Just let me have a look and I can see what I recommend."Well if you say so," said Gel reluctantly. And he took off his pants."HOLY SH*T!" screamed the psychiatrist as he bolted out of the room.Gel sighed. It was the third psychiatrist that day.___________________________________________________________________________Sisi noticed Gelyan moping around, but did not exactly know his predicament as Nera was not exactly keen on telling her. But like a good friend, Sisi went to comfort him."What's wrong Gel?" she asked compassionately."I'm missing something that I should have and I can't cope with it," sobbed Gelyan."It's all right Gel," said Sisi innocently, "I'm sure Nera would be happy to-""THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE AN PUT IT IN THE ORIGINAL SCIRPT?!" shouted Gel. And he burst out crying."Aw Gel, maybe you just need some sleep. It'll help you get better," reassured Sisi."Maybe you're right. Let me go do that." and Gelyan stumbled off to bed.___________________________________________________________________________A week later Gelyan was eager and happy. All of his misfortune would end today. He would no longer have to have surgery to go pee, which was starting to become routine. He cockily strode to the bathroom and reached down his boxers."Yes! It's back-wait....what the?"He pulled out a carrot with a note attached to it:Dear my Green Capped friend, Did I say a week? Oh I apologize. I meant a week and a half. Sorry for the slip up. -GodGelyan was silent in the bathroom for a long time. But not too long"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..." (to be continued) Okay, after this I'll stop making stories about Gelyan's penis. It'll get old after this one.For those who haven't seen it, here's number one: http://1manstudio.net/genesis/forum/index.php?showtopic=503
an
Still, I always appreciate good humors and parodies. So, if you plan to write another one, keep the parody relevant to the game and it would be perfect.Also, many of our forum visitors are minor. We may need to put some warning on the top of the page about the article containing some swearing.
plaguexroamer
Oh fer-GOD DAMNIT YOU PERVERT, NOW MY SISTER IS STARING OFF INTO SPACE AFTER READING THAT!Prepare to die.
an
ol.... P&R are like a comedy team. They are so c
timbits1o1
eah. roamer is the straight man, and plague is the funny man(or wom
chamomileess
She reminds me of Joanne
plaguexroamer
Roamer, fetch.PREPARE TO DIE FOR THIS INSULT TO MY SISTER.
timbits1o1
sorry for the misunderstanding, guys. i know very well plague is a girl from reading every single post on this fo
jamesting
agree to An, i read both of your "story's" and i think you are pushing it a bit to far.Scach that, alot to far man, to
