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But what he didn't know was far greater than what he did."Wait," said the Aquolf suddenly, "I am not who you think I am.""AAUUUGHGH!!! A TALKING BLUE WOLF!!!" Having been raised in a high-class sophisticated London society, Gelyan's feeble conscious could not cope with talking fantasy creatures."Seriously, shut up," the Aquolf sighed, "I am here to speak with you."Gelyan stopped spazing out long enough to consider the situation. Here was a talking Aquolf in front of him that did not seem to want to harm him. Perhaps he should reconcile. "Sorry," he said, "I just didn't realize Aquolfs could talk. But why are you here conversing with me while you should be trying to kill me?""Well first of all, it's combat turn. And secondly I am not your average Aquolf, I am what you call God."Gelyan was not amused, "Yeah right, pffft GOD. You're probably some bandit in a Aquolf costume trying to kill me, But it won't work!" However, after several vain Trigger Happy's later, he realized that the creature (whatever it was) was impervious to his attacks. He began to get less suspicious."Why aren't you taking any damage?" he asked."Well it's simple, I'm God."Gelyan checked the top right hand corner of the screen and sure enough, there was a field perk on it:"Pfft, flash games, so easy to hack these days," stated Gelyan."Oh but I am God. Watch, I can prove it," and Gelyan's gun subsequently turned into a bushel of carrots."Hey!" give me my gun back. Fine, jeez, I believe it. You're 'God',""Thank you, now, do you know why I am here?""No""What was that?""I said I don't know why you're here.""I see, well, several of my angels have given you multiple signs of of your misconduct.""What were the signs?""Well, one was a holy egg, the other one was a weird tree that shot acorns at people and did high damage, the other was a blue mechanical turtle thing, and the final one was a mixture between the weird tree and the mechanical turtle.""Ehh...well then...""What is it?""Me and my harem of violent women killed those things just a couple of hours ago.""Ah but that is precisely the cause of your misconduct. You have been thoroughly mistreating your harem.""In what way 'God'?" Gelyan asked sarcastically. "I know you have dark thought in your mind of what to do to them.""Oh c'mon, I'm a good guy. One of the protagonists yeh?""That's not what I meant.""Oh, that's just gross 'God'. They aren't even that hot.""I beg to differ.""OK fine, what are you going to do about it then huh?""For your punishment, I have removed your move valuable possession for exactly a week.""Which is?""You'll find out soon enough.""Yeah right, now you're just rambling. Hanged Man! Kill this thing that calls itself God."For some reason, it only took one hit from the Hanged Man to make the Aquolf dissipate."Humph, looks like I just didn't put enough effort. Oh well, good thing I hide extra guns underneath my coat."So munching on carrots, Gelyan walked back to the party.____________Later that day___________"Hmm, I really need to pee," said Gelyan as he walked with the party, "keep going, I'll catch up with you guys."Walking to a nearby bush he took off his pants."Hmmm, that's strange for some reason......HOLY SH*T!!!!!!"For the sake of Gelyan, we now draw a curtain on this particular st
